The Blazers


20140703-072053-26453959.jpgAt our last Neighborhood Watch meeting we learned about a new gang called The Blazers. They descend on nice communities, threatening homeowners with mayhem and vandalism, and the only way to protect yourself is to take them to the mall and buy them new blazers. This is Bugsy Siegel extortion for sure, but since it is infused with such a stylish Ralph Lauren aesthetic, it almost makes you glad to be a victim.


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