Zocor

Skeptical about organic produce purchased at even the finest boutique food marts, Zocor subjects each asparagus spear to the down-on-one-knee smell test. He quickly sniffs out and rejects anything that is not locally sourced, pesticide-free, or sustainably farmed, and then decisively states, “OK Mommy, my friends and I are ready for our Agave Crystal Prosciutto-Wrapped Asparagus Spears now.”